Marketing and Sacred Cows
Friday, October 30th, 2009If you are about to splash out on a big marketing campaign you should know some of the fundamental rules.
Imagine you were taking a cow to the market to be sold.
Then advertising the fact.
Now a little publicity, noise and PR perhaps?
Maybe the cow even gets interviewed?
And to finish, some beautifully shot cow posters.
Wouldn’t it be fair to assume the cow was for sale and available?
Big brands can get little things very wrong.
I was captivated by the wonderful dreamy advertising that made me beat a path to the running gear haven.
The new range was exciting, the colours colourful and the lines just perfect.
The chewing gum girl leant very un-running like on her bending hand.
The ultimate expression of a fitness brand was yawning.
I trawled the store.
I could find XXXL
I could find XS
But as an ordinary guy I couldn’t find an ordinary piece called ‘medium’
Chewing gum girl flipped her phone and I interrupted her intermittent texts.
I raised some shorts and asked – “Have you these in medium”
She raised lead like eyelashes slowly and mumbled – “Sold out”
I wish I could have found an eager receiver for my hole burning bundle.
I left as I went in – empty handed.
I wish they would follow their own advice and – just do it.
Great marketing is attractive and seductive.
Lazy stores are not.