Snipers take their time
Fools rush in.
I was in the City casually shopping last week.
I was struck by many things.
In hindsight (and no particular order) they were amusing.
Girl 1. I know all about her “carb free diet”
Man 1. He is close to getting lucky” with a colleague.
Girl 2. “Oh my Oh my, it’s such a dreary day”
Man 2. “Someday I’ll get out of here”
Then I analyzed the questions.
In brackets below are my imagined answers.
Salesman 1.
“Hello Sir, is there anything I can help you with?”
Me.
(“Yes, my mortgage, finding me a good holiday and improving my racing speed”)
Salesman 2.
“How are you doing today?”
Me.
(“Doing what?”)
Salesman 3.
“Are you okay?”
Me.
(“No, I’m depressed, down, out, despairing, depressed but I always shop when I feel this way”)
What have all these overused questions got in common?
Simple. They invite a closed response.
Now think on this;
“Good morning Sir, thank you for coming in. May I show you the new suits that arrived for Spring this morning?”
Spot the difference?